The Almighty Richard Kern

November 11, 2009 · 1 Comment

If Araki and Kern had a love child this is what it would look like.

 

Photo: Richard Kern

 

 

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House Industries

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Japanese Strippers 1960

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Hey man, you don’t talk to the Coloner. You listen to him.

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Ivy League Wire Taps

November 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

It has been announced that Harvard University sociology professor William J. Wilson will be teaching a course on HBO’s series The Wire.  One of the most respected History teachers in the country is also apparently a big fan of the show.  Although probably the most prestigious, Harvard is definitely not the first school to offer a course on the subject. Duke University and Middlebury College have already beaten Harvard to the punch.

Now young rich whites can learn the ins-and-outs of how to truly run a proper business with proper direction from the boys on the block.  It’s only a matter of time before the narcos start to find “bodies” in those vacant dorms.  Word on the street is that Mr. Omar will be running the school’s financial aid collections department.  McNulty will also be hosting a weekly beer-pong tournament off campus.  Kima will be offering a LGBT awareness course, while Stringer Bell is on board for a real estate Masters program.  Bubbles is working on his syllabus for a “shopping cart economics”  class.

Rumor also has it that Frank Sobatka is forming new teachers Unions.

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Nobuyoshi Araki 荒木 経惟

 

 

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Civia Loring Bamboo Bike Rack

November 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 

Next on the list of bike upgrades.  Because I’m getting older and becoming more of a loser, I felt it was time for me to put a basket on the whip.  I am loving this bamboo front mounted rack by Civia.  It has nice low profile rails that are detachable and the best part is…it fits a case of beer.

 

Civia Loring Bamboo Front Mount Bike Rack

It should compliment my cruiser quite nicely.

 

Masi Soulville Single-Speed

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Somebody is feelin’ the MEGA-MIX!

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Ricky and Mom Have a Chat

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Man Grooming with Acid Squid

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Let’s be honest.  Most of us either don’t get enough sleep or go to bed wasted from drinking past our bedtime.  When you wake up in the morning, you typically look like you feel.  I swear on my freshly Nair’d nuts by this stuff right here.  Kiehl’s Eye Alert Cream.  I use this shit every day to clear up dark circles and bags around my peepers.

Kiehl's Eye Alert Cream 0.5 Fl. oz. $20.50

Now, let’s move along to face wash… Keep reading →

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LV

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Apocalypse Meow

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Right after I left my wife and was going through my divorce, I had to go and get an apartment.  I bought a new TV, but had no cable.  I only owned three movies, and this was one of them.  Kind of poetic that this was the film I watched repetitively during my divorce.

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Nap Time for the King of Yay

November 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This picture is priceless.  The godfather of the cocaine trade napping on a day bed.  The same kind your kid sister probably had as a kid.  You can’t see it, but he has on Spider Man underpants, and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

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Whip Appeal

October 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This is the first hot rod my dad ever painted professionally in the late 70’s.

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Turnin’ Bitches Out Since 2009

October 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment

If you are wondering what this is all about, it’s pretty simple.  We have a video camera or two, a lot of women friends willing to be scandalous, we know some jerk-offs who do silly tricks, we drink, then drink some more, add a little creative direction, and then end up with a bunch of funky footage to do with how we please.  This video, is a compilation of some of our earlier works.  Stay tuned, and tune in, we keeps it funky.

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