∆CIDSQUID™ Psychedelic since. 1978

So BMW has created a 330i which can drive itself.  Yes, drive itself.  It uses a military grade GPS system which programs itself after one lap on the track.  So, eat a dick Lexus, with your self parking senior citizen mobile.  The only thing better than this would be that 24K gold MacBook on the seat next to me, and a trunk full of Secret Base toys.

All we need BMW to do now is create a system that can teach my dick how to suck itself.