Respectacles
My frames, Alain Mikli Paris
5:35am 66 degrees
photo: my iPhone 6:25am 5th & Green 19123
What the shit. I got up this morning at 5:30 and the widget on my desktop stated that it was 66 degrees out in Philly. It’s December 3rd for Christ sake. Don’t get me wrong, I like a nice mild day just as much as the next white guy, but this is a little silly. It was “almost ” 70. I guess enjoy it while we can.
What’s on the menu…
My very special lady was kind enough to pick up this very special Cognac for me to enjoy on this fine holiday. How early is too early, to start putting some work in on this bottle?
Sunday Brunch
I like brunch, but I can not deal with the “brunch types”. People flock to every “just decent” restaurant in the city, like the fuckin’ joint is handing out free food and booze. C’mon people, it’s just lunch & breakfast served at the same time. Ugh, fuckin’ white people.
The Big Switch
I know, I know, BlackBerry for life. I was the same way, and always said I would never give in to the evils of the iPhone. Things done changed.
Two weeks ago, I’m sitting in my office when Meghan (my girlfriend) walks in. I was confused because very rarely does she venture down to the “trap”. I was on a call, but once I was done she pulls this little black box out of her purse and puts it on my desk. She apparently went out that afternoon and bought his & hers iPhones.
Fuck, I was ecstatic and confused all at the same time. What am I going to say to all my fellow BlackBerry comrads, and all the people I preached the gospel to? Am I some sort of smart phone Uncle Tom? I must confess, I am thoroughly impressed and this device has now become the biggest distraction in my life. I can catch a fucking Twitter and blog from this thing. All aboard the loser cruiser. I am officially now “that” asshole.
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